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Great Dane "Lap Lieutenant" Crewneck
$44.95
Your Great Dane is 140 pounds of conviction that she is a lapdog, and you signed the surrender the first time she climbed onto the couch. Lap Lieutenant puts that rank where everyone can see it: a Great Dane front graphic on a midweight cotton-blend crewneck for the people who share their furniture with a horse-sized chihuahua.
- Original BondedByPaw artwork in a vintage-pennant style: true Great Dane proportions, cropped-tall ears, and a deep-chested frame, with bold blocky type and varsity-club energy.
- Midweight cotton-blend crewneck with a ribbed crew collar and cuffs. Unisex sizing, runs true to size.
- Hero colorway is a light garment so the deep teal lines and marigold accent read sharp. Choose Sand or Light Blue for full contrast, or Navy to make the gold pop.
- Reads as breed-club merch you would wear to the dog park, not a one-joke novelty tee.
Pull it on for cold-morning walks, vet runs, and every couch negotiation you are going to lose again.
Complete the Great Dane matching set — see all 13 pieces →
- Made to orderProduction typically 2–5 business days before shipping.
- Replacement guaranteeAnything wrong with your order — we replace it within 14 days.
- Breed-specific designOriginal BondedByPaw artwork for one breed at a time.