Designed for dog people

Great Dane "Lap Lieutenant" Crewneck

$44.95

Your Great Dane is 140 pounds of conviction that she is a lapdog, and you signed the surrender the first time she climbed onto the couch. Lap Lieutenant puts that rank where everyone can see it: a Great Dane front graphic on a midweight cotton-blend crewneck for the people who share their furniture with a horse-sized chihuahua.

  • Original BondedByPaw artwork in a vintage-pennant style: true Great Dane proportions, cropped-tall ears, and a deep-chested frame, with bold blocky type and varsity-club energy.
  • Midweight cotton-blend crewneck with a ribbed crew collar and cuffs. Unisex sizing, runs true to size.
  • Hero colorway is a light garment so the deep teal lines and marigold accent read sharp. Choose Sand or Light Blue for full contrast, or Navy to make the gold pop.
  • Reads as breed-club merch you would wear to the dog park, not a one-joke novelty tee.

Pull it on for cold-morning walks, vet runs, and every couch negotiation you are going to lose again.

Size: S
Color: Light Blue
Size guide

Gildan 18000 midweight crewneck (50/50 cotton/polyester, ~8 oz). Classic roomy fit, true to size. Measurements laid flat, in inches.

SizeChest widthBody length
S20"27"
M22"28"
L24"29"
XL26"30"
2XL28"31"

Tip: measure a favorite crewneck flat across the chest, just below the armpit. Between sizes? Size down for a tailored fit, size up for relaxed.

At their door in 5–12 days · We print it after you order · Replace it free if anything's wrong

  • Made to orderProduction typically 2–5 business days before shipping.
  • Replacement guaranteeAnything wrong with your order — we replace it within 14 days.
  • Breed-specific designOriginal BondedByPaw artwork for one breed at a time.