Designed for dog people

Great Dane Lap Lieutenant Hoodie

$54.95

Your Great Dane has made a decision: your lap is the right size, the couch is theirs, and 130 pounds of fawn dog on top of you is, by any reasonable measure, a small inconvenience. The Lap Lieutenant hoodie is for the owner who stopped arguing.

  • Original BondedByPaw artwork — a fawn Great Dane portrait with the breed's black facial mask, long muzzle, and full self-confidence, printed front
  • Midweight fleece hoodie; warm enough for fall, light enough to wear year-round
  • Made to order and ships in 2–5 business days

Not a generic big dog. Not clip art. The breed, rendered accurately, for people who know the difference.

Color: Bottle Green
Size: S
Size guide

AWDis JH001 college hoodie (80/20 ring-spun blend). Regular unisex fit, runs slightly roomy. Measurements laid flat, in inches.

SizeChest widthBody length
XS19.3"25.2"
S20.1"26.4"
M22"27.6"
L24"28.7"
XL25.6"29.9"
2XL27.2"31.1"

Tip: hoodies layer — if you wear it over a sweater or like a slouchy fit, go one size up.

At their door in 5–12 days · We print it after you order · Replace it free if anything's wrong

  • Made to orderProduction typically 2–5 business days before shipping.
  • Replacement guaranteeAnything wrong with your order — we replace it within 14 days.
  • Breed-specific designOriginal BondedByPaw artwork for one breed at a time.